IPL is back and so am I...

The inaugural function of IPL 2012 wasn’t as exciting as it used to be, less glamour or lack of glamour is evident despite of the performance of international artist gone desi Katy Perry, pure desi duo Kareena Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra. Amitab Bhachan announced his comeback after surgery in a grand way; Salman Khan flexed few muscles and called it dance! But nobody can beat Kareena Kapoor’s never die attitude, she spotted in IPL stage still trying to promote her recent box office dud Agent Vinod!

So who should be foul mouthing about the whole event at first place? Yeah, you are right. Lalit Modi has bunch of his own problems in India and now in UK, but this one wolf can’t resist screaming to the full moon. If he has enough time to watch the opening ceremony of IPL, he urgently requires a physiatrist to overlook his mental condition.

There are few adventurous advertisements come regularly between overs with warnings; these performances are performed by experts, don’t try this home. Jumping from Helicopter and jumping between the building roof tops are not done by experts; even Ramesh Pawar can do those tricks. The one who should be appreciated is the computer graphic artist who creates elevation, dam and helicopters. The point is all those actors doing impossible stunts are not real, all computer generated, but still those hopeless morons try to make an impression as those are real and done by real experts. So you can never over estimate or under estimate by outlook of a team. Look who had the last laugh when Pune Warriors lock horns with Mumbai Indians!

When everybody thought Sourav Ganguly has been restricted to commentary box and few sports news columns he came as a captain to play IPL for Pune Warriors! Man, this guy definitely got some balls! But ironically Pune Warriors is the most boring team in this year’s IPL in absence of Kochi Tuskers!

It is undenying fact that Lalit Modi brought everything to IPL, glamour, sex, advertisement, money (a lot of money for himself, and little for the whole IPL governing body and other vultures) now it seems like IPL is going in reverse mode. Too much play may kill the game.  Even cheer leaders are boring now! No cleavage show either! That South African version of IPL was the best. Glamour show in the ground as well as the gallery, to bring more attractive girls to the event, Lalit Modi introduced a beauty competition. Cunning bastard!

Kochi Tuskers came into IPL to solve India’s two biggest mysteries (I am not counting the top rated one, Sachin Tendulkar’s retirement. Currently nobody is there in India to solve this one.)

1 – Shashi Taroor’s wedding

2 – Lalit Modi’s ouster

Kochi Tuskers left the scene when they accomplished the target. Well done Kochi Tuskers, well done!

How many of you seen Harbhajan Singh getting furious with Sourav Ganguly when the ex Indian captain try to hit the spinner out of the park? I even saw a few Mumbai Indians players distracting Bhaji from the spot! Is this ass hole a real balloon head?

Time only can tell.

Adios for now.